{fiftythings}

photographed by shai chung x drunk on shoes

i used to be able to swim, but can`t anymore.

i hate the taste of water + feel like gagging every time i need to drink it.

good food + french bulldogs are the way to my heart.

minimalism is my kinda thing.

played the piano since i was 5 and certified to teach, but i don`t and i won`t.

loooove the way kimchi (my dog) smells like ham + fritos. 

i have nine piercings. 

i am SO good at explaining things (insert sarcasm here).

i`ve been a redhead for 2+ years now and don`t think that`ll change..ever.

i change my nail color almost every other day. 

i have obsessive compulsive personality.

i would have a harry potter marathon any day. 

i backed into a brick wall while driving because i was busy eating a sammich.

savory > sweet.

i`m no good if my hair`s no good.

"damaged people are dangerous..they know they can survive". yeah, that`s me.

i`m clumsy..i fall down the stairs in the same spot almost once a week.

i was a dior baby..but ripped every single dress.

born in chicago, but didn`t speak english `til the first grade.

i`m scared of staples.

i`ve spilled strawberry crush into my (old) laptop on three separate occasions.

when i`m waiting to pay, i organize all the gift cards, etc. until they`re uniform.

i`m really bad at thinking on the spot when it comes to simple math.

candy crush stole my monies.

kimchi had a blog before i did (if you don`t include xanga O.O.)

although rare, i actually do wear some colors.

i loooooove noodles. i can eat them every single day.

i started off left handed, but my parents switched me over. i still get confused.

finally living a simpler life + couldn`t be happier.

 i`m 25 going on 60.

addicted to the feeling of getting new ink, but i`ll stop eventually.

the first year of blogging, i did it from a b.berry + ipad `cause my laptop was dead.

i get more mineral deposits in my eyes than the average person.

i wish i was a polyglot.

my favorite movie is totoro + i NEED to go to the ghibli museum.

as much as i hate being labelled, i am true to my libra ways.

if i could have anything right now, it`d be my own home.

when i was little, i wished i could break my arm or leg so that i could get a cast. 

i love avocados, garlic, + onion.

the first time i was wasted was when i was 4 years old. 

i was the kid who always got lost + had to get picked up from the front of the store.

in grade school, i tried to be an entrepreneur with a friendship bracelet business. i got suspended. 

i just re-pierced my belly button..by myself..in the car..eating a pretzel. 

my dream job would be a food critic..or a test taster.

in my first year of college, i waxed girls to make monies for my alcohol. 

if you mention tacos, i will leave the bar or club immediately. 

i have to go to target multiple times a week or things just aren`t right. 

i`m a webmd doctor.

i was hit by a car in the parking lot while leaving work + suspiciously there were no witnesses.

every pet i`ve had was named after a food item.

why should all the youtubers have all the fun with tags?

tell me something interesting about yourself!